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2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION

2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION

2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION
Myfriends, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a fiveoclock shadow, this Bronco would look like Tom Selleck. Its just that manly. No my friend, thats what your 40 MPG ToyotaPrius is for. So, if thats the kind of vehicle youre looking for, then justdo us all a favor and stop reading this right now. Really, I mean it; juststop, this JK may scare the smile of your face. For the rest of you, here is little teaser. This Bronco was engineered bycrocodile hunting, logging, moonshining, turtle catching rednecks in thedeepest trailer parks of the U. It was put together to serve the needs of menthat cheat death on a daily basis. They didnt even considersuperfluous pansy boy amenities, like soft close doors (real men slam doors andthen they open and slam again just to be certain), cooled seats (real men dontallow anything to cool their toosh), heated steering wheel (real men freezetheir knuckles), or On Star (real men dont even know what the hell On Staris). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super actionjunkies need. It has a 315 HP turbocharged engine to outrun the paparazzi. Itsgot special blood/gore resistant leather upholstery. It even has a first-aidkit in the back. Whats in the firsts aid kit? A pint ofwhiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a tough leather patch to bite downwhen youre operating on yourself. This Bronco comes with an eight-speedautomatic transmission so you can concentrate on more important obstacles onthe trail. My price on this bad boy you ask? Well, its so low I’membarrassed to say, but Ill entertain reasonable offers. Thats liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick followedup with a three fingered eye-jab and a well-deserved can of whoop-ass. Lets just say you wont be the prettiest guy at theColdplay or New Kids on The Block concert. So, if you wantto stay pretty, then keep it real. This Bronco hasroom for you and the five hotties; you picked up on the way to the gym to blastyour pecs and hammer your glutes. Theres only 16 miles on thisfour-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me; it will outlive you and theoffspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to yourmachismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If its a rugged, no holdsbarred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. Imight be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling withthe ladies. But have not fear, Ill get back to you, andwhen I do! Well, well talk about a price over a nice glass ofSchmidt while smoking a Cuban as we listen to Johnny Cash. Goto the closet and look for her purse. Make sure you look for the one thatshe only uses on special occasions. You know which one itis. Reach in with your hand and go deep, I mean, gooooooo deep till you reach bottom. Probe around, make take some time but you feel two roundnuggets about the size of your fists, grab them tight andpull them out quickly Those are yourNUTS man. Then drive back and park it in thegarage. Sneak back to the closet and put back the nuggets so the wifedoesn’t find out they were ever missing. And if that doesnt work, itis always better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Because real men dontask for permission!!! To sweeten the deal a little, Ill throw in a pair of leatherZ-Cavaricci pants for Mr. Yeah, you heard me right. You remember styling them back in the days. Youknow who you are. You be cracking a smile as we speak. Hell, you might aswell go to public storage and dust off theold Penny Loafers and sport them bad boys, and dontforget to put the pennies and no socks. BTW, Im not throwing inno free Z-Cavaricci pants. Just in case this is a deal breaker foryou. This listing is for a2021 Ford Bronco First Edition. This Bronco was originally scheduled to bebuilt on the week of August 16th it is now one week early with newscheduled built date for the week of August 9th. Ford has been great inproviding updates and details on any delays and such. I will be updating thelisting if anything new comes up between now and end of listing. Once Ireceive the Bronco I will pay cash for the vehicle so I will have tittle onhand. The Bronco will be considered used on the technicality that i will be the1st registered owner. As most of you know, allFirst Editions come fully loaded, and include the exclusive First Edition badgefor easy identification. This Bronco will come in cyber orange with the LeatherTrimmed Black Onyx Interior. The miles on the vehicle will only be the miles associated with the distancebetween the dealer and my home. Once I receive the Bronco I will pay cash so I will have tittle on hand. TheBronco will be considered used on the technicality that i will be the 1stregistered owner. If you haven’t decided on the color you like. The item “2021 Ford Bronco FIRST EDITION” is in sale since Friday, August 13, 2021. This item is in the category “eBay Motors\Cars & Trucks\Ford\Bronco”. The seller is “compunetexpress” and is located in Miami, Florida. This item can be shipped to United States.
  • Interior Color: Black
  • Options: 4-Wheel Drive
  • Body Type: SUV
  • Warranty: Vehicle has an existing warranty
  • Trim: FIRST EDITION
  • Mileage: 17
  • Transmission: Automatic
  • Number of Cylinders: 6
  • Make: Ford
  • Drive Type: 4WD
  • Fuel Type: Gasoline
  • For Sale By: Private Seller
  • Year: 2021
  • Exterior Color: Orange
  • Model: Bronco
  • Vehicle Title: Clean
  • Title: One of the FIRST on the Road – Limited First Edition Production of 7000 units
  • SubTitle: One of the FIRST on the Road – Limited First Edition Production of 7000 units
  • VIN: 1FMEE5EP3MLA41300
  • VIN Number: 1FMEE5EP3MLA41300
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  • Deposit amount: 2000.0
  • Deposit type: 1

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